Here is a recap:
- Lifetime movie/s—a scornful woman gets revenge on her cheating husband (obvi).
- Jersey Shore—Mike is being a dick, Pauly D and Vinny are being funny and Sammi and Ronnie got back together. (I'm looking forward to the big throw-down between Ronnie and Mike tonight before the MTV VMAs)
- Keeping up with the Kardashians—watching the season opener and getting to meet more of Kris Humphries as Kim's bf. Kourtney and Khloe are messing with their mom.
Oh yeah, I did watch something today that wasn't mindless filth. Watched The Kite Runner and cried like a little bitch at the end. It was a great movie. Watched with my roommate Sam. During the part where the dad got really sick and Amir was nursing and taking care of him, I turned to Sam and said: "I'd take care of you if you got really sick". She said: "get away from me Buna". I was serious though—seriously SAM!
Picture of the day, Cher napping on my arm: